World’s toughest sax player

Matthew “Short Arm” Lovett has been named “World’s Toughest Sax and Piano Player” by an indisclosed party.  Only a few short weeks after suffering this serious bone fracture at a Prairie Fire after party, Lovett has confirmed that he’ll play the kickoff to the band’s “Hail Damage 2014” world tour at Original Joe’s.   Lovett claims that he is feeling some pain, but that his playing has actually improved due to the now shorter length of his right arm.  He also claims that, “chicks dig scars and guys with huge metal plates in their arms”.  Way to go Tiny!