April 2014

Matthew “Short Arm” Lovett has been named “World’s Toughest Sax and Piano Player” by an indisclosed party.  Only a few short weeks after suffering this serious bone fracture at a Prairie Fire after party, Lovett has confirmed that he’ll play the kickoff to the band’s “Hail Damage 2014” world tour at Original Joe’s.   Lovett claims that he is feeling some pain, but that his playing has actually improved due to the now shorter length of his right arm.  He also claims that, “chicks dig scars and guys with huge metal plates in their arms”.  Way to go Tiny!

Matthew “Tiny” Lovett sustained multiple serious fractures to his right arm while performing some undisclosed hot tub stunts at a recent band after party.  “You know, I can only use two fingers on my right hand at the moment, but I think I can pull something off by May 3^rd, or I’ll just use my left hand.  Playing piano and sax is easy, most people could do it with one hand in their sleep.  My singing hasn’t been affected too much, either.  I’d also like to thank all of my fans for your support during this time, you’ve both been great and I promise to post the X-rays to the website soon!”