Tiny injures right arm in nasty fall

Matthew “Tiny” Lovett sustained multiple serious fractures to his right arm while performing some undisclosed hot tub stunts at a recent band after party.  “You know, I can only use two fingers on my right hand at the moment, but I think I can pull something off by May 3^rd, or I’ll just use my left hand.  Playing piano and sax is easy, most people could do it with one hand in their sleep.  My singing hasn’t been affected too much, either.  I’d also like to thank all of my fans for your support during this time, you’ve both been great and I promise to post the X-rays to the website soon!”